People have opinions about the new Xbox and guess what? Most of those people are assholes. Don’t you wish you could punch them in their stupid asshole faces? I think Will does. (Thanks for calling in Will!)
Some skank ass (but bookish) ho in Australia is giving people the wrong email address (aka Lindsey’s email address) and that’s probably why she’s going to get caught having an affair. For more tips on how to have an affair, listen to Jared.
Are you watching Strip Search?? Please talk about it with us. Who do you want to win?
Beards. How do you feel about them? Itchy?
Here’s that nightmare inducing video of the baby being cut out of a pipe in China.