Lindsey got her first loot crate. She also has a new crush.
We had a Double Jump outing to the fair, which caused a major feud.
You guys ready for some synthetic meat?
Pinterest is finally doing something we might actually find useful.
Jared got really excited about a new carpet cleaner.
Remember that made for TV movie about the girl who was allergic to light?
Thanks for the entries into our CONTEST- it is now CLOSED. Unlike our hearts, which are always open to you guys.
Episode 30!!! The time in our podcasts’ life where it discovers it’s going to be okay after all.
In this episode we share the entries we have so far for our incredible Summer Contest. There’s still time to enter!
Also, Jared don’t give no fucks about the royal baby.
Lindsey takes the podcast to strange and uncomfortable places.
Kirby’s Dream Collection: Special Edition on Wii for $7.99
Check out the Belated Media YouTube channel.
That’s right: The title is a spoiler! We’re having our FIRST EVER contest.
The prizes: AMAZING.
What do you have to do? Tell us your favorite thing about summer or a favorite summer memory. If you call in and leave us a voicemail you get a SUPERNOVA ENTRY into the contest.
So wait, how awesome is this again. SO FUCKING AWESOME IT HURTS.
If you want more specific details, check our dedicated page to the contest that will be live July 11th. But don’t wait until then- you can call/comment/text/FB pester us at any point and it counts.
(Yaaaay! This segment is back!)
APPS! Get ’em while they’re hot (free).
Assassin’s Creed 2 will be free- check it!
Arrested Development
House of Cards
Orange is the New Black
Under the Dome
More Stephen King shiiiittttt.
Fess Up Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kamgtr/8969344645/
Episode Cover Credits: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alligator_at_the_Gatorland.jpg & http://www.flickr.com/photos/mkorcuska/4964641146/
We’re having a Fast and Furious watch party- join us in your own homes! Unless you’ve watched them already, which leads to our poll (at the bottom).
Things that we talk about this episode:
Will. We talk about that dude like nonstop these days.
Superman death toll (it’s pretty outrageous).
Ellen Page is all like, hey, thanks for stealing my likeness, Last of Us.
The uncanny valley. Fuckin’ yikes.
Call in and give us your summer itinerary. Or text us what you think our sweet prize will be for our upcoming Summer Contest. Just give us attention!!! (It’s what we crave.)
Movies! What movies are you looking forward to this summer?
Man of Steel:
Now You See Me:
TV:
Top Shot All Stars:
ARROW TO THE NECK!
That robot show Lindsey was going on about.
Books:
Thanks GoodReads.
Games:
Board games you should play (if you haven’t already)
Video games for your enjoyment
Call us! We need your input on every topic imaginable (seriously).
People have opinions about the new Xbox and guess what? Most of those people are assholes. Don’t you wish you could punch them in their stupid asshole faces? I think Will does. (Thanks for calling in Will!)
Some skank ass (but bookish) ho in Australia is giving people the wrong email address (aka Lindsey’s email address) and that’s probably why she’s going to get caught having an affair. For more tips on how to have an affair, listen to Jared.
Are you watching Strip Search?? Please talk about it with us. Who do you want to win?
Beards. How do you feel about them? Itchy?
Here’s that nightmare inducing video of the baby being cut out of a pipe in China.
Sweet dreams.
Season Two starts now. Surprised?
You demanded it (maybe? I’m pretty sure you did) so here you go:
Call in and tell us what you want to hear on the next, Whatever The Fuck You Want.
That’s right, this season it’s on. Now with 100% more bullets.
